|Yup, at times, I think I'm trying to try out Newton's theories.|
I think you could understand this, with tongue firmly in cheek. We shared a body for just over 8 months, and while I was a difficult baby, and kept managing to land myself in trouble time and time again, you were always there, even if I fought against you like I do... because I am constantly needing to learn a lesson, and at times, I had no idea you were trying to help me.
Dear Mom, Thanks for teaching me how to handle all that life throws at me, and for not killing me in the process.
DO A BARREL ROLL!
I love you. Always.