Utterly Rapturous/ Pigs In Space

*sigh* I don't like doing "thumping" blogs, but here goes:

People: my Noah's Space Ship blog is a simple tweak of Noah's Ark that inspired a favorite crayon drawing. I call the tale Noah's Space Ship, Aka Pigs In Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace! I am amused that so many people got to it googling "Noah knew rapture".

Let us, get biblical for a moment:

For yourselves know perfectly, that the day of the Lord shall so come, as a thief in the night. 1 Thessalonians 5:2 (Douay-Rheims)

 Ok, now let us get sarcastic (forgive me Lord, I am not blessed with infinite patience.)
Does a thief go to news outlets, blogs, the internet, to tell someone whose house they're casing "Hey, uh, we'll be coming at 9 on Thursday. Please leave a window open, let the dog out and can you leave out a plate of those great sandwiches you made last week?" Uh... no. Unless, as you see in the Smoking Gun quite regularly, they are dumber than the average crook. (Hey, Boo-Boo!)

For further enlightenment:
The Lord could come, feasibly, while I am taking a pee. It would be frankly rude for anyone to show up without telling me first, and to interrupt me like that, but it won't feel rude, it will feel just lovely.

Now, please enjoy Pigs In Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaace, while I smack my head against a brick wall a few times.