Where there's a will, there's a way to do this minus the Twinkies... mainly because I want to play with these a bit. I also think the Christmas M&Ms and a candy scarf would lend these a seasonal touch. Since I have some Christmas episodes of Dr. Who (from the original series, Pre-1oth Doctor, as well) DVRed, it's perfect.
Update 10/17/12, 4:37 PM Gluten Free Chocolate Fiends, Rejoice! A GF Swiss Roll has been found. If your store hasn't got them (I'm going to have to do a quick check, myself.), there is a place to order them.
I'm considering going from scratch myself, but for something fast, this is just fun, and you don't have to be fancy.
Gluten Free Chocolate Swiss Rolls