A CEO from McDonald's goes to see the Pope.
He says: "Your Holiness, you know how you say "Give us this day our daily bread? What if you said, 'Give us this day our daily hamburger?"
"My son, I am sorry," says the Pope, "But we can't change the Holy texts."
"I'll give you fifty million."
"I have to talk this over with my cardinals."
At the following meeting, he sadly said, "My brothers, it pains me to say this, but we may have to give up our deal with Wonderbread."